Why not just give them to orphans? They would make good frisbees.
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Who else but Microsoft?
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We should be getting it around October/November, not long after you PIGS get yours!
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Especially as the PS3 is getting its own exclusive downloadable content in October/November!
Who knows, it may even be compatible with the PSP's remote play feature!
You can expect R* to announce it later this year.
You heard it here first, folks!
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And you all think Microsoft are putting on a good show? HA!
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I was afraid my domination of the Xbox 360 would be too easy. Now that Nazisoft are putting up a fight, it will make my eventual victory even more delicious!
Bring it on, SWINE!
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But does anyone really expect this to match Resistance 2?
Honestly?
Resistance 2 will CRUSH EVERYTHING this year!!!
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Sony Soldiers, make sure to report this snivelling little wretch.
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1: Confident (360's launch)
2: Over confident (Claiming their 2007 holiday line-up was "the greatest ever")
3: Fear (PS3 beat 360 in 2007, Blu Ray wins)
4: Desperation (What we're seeing now)
5: ABSOLUTELY OBLITERATED BY SONY!!!!!!! (We'll be seeing this very soon.)
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These INSECTS should learn to lose with honour!
Mark Whittard- Sony will ALWAYS win!
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King Kaz can smell their FEAR all the way up here in Sony HQ!
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That bloated sack of flesh is eating his words!
And everything else, probably.
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Screw it, more like biggest game of the decade!
Trust me, it's not long until its release!
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Sony Soldiers, remember to take a few minutes out of your day to send your eternal thanks to Emperor Kutaragi. I'll start:
Thank you, Emperor Kutaragi
Thank you for the vast array of AAAAAA titles available on the PerfectionStation 3,
Thank you for the ingenious built in Blu-Ray drive,
Thank you for the most reliable console in history,
Thank you for the unrivalled multimedia functions,
Thank you for continuing to e...
But 2008 will be the greatest year in PlayStation history!
Thank you, Sony Soldiers, for staying loyal to King Kaz even in those dark days!
Bubbles all round!
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Now then, PIG, as for my response:
Stop whining and buy a PS3.
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It's time for my classic evil laugh:
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